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I decided to let my fans write my bio. According to one fan, "all G.A. fans are delusional". After all, we are talking about fans of a man who brought us the ass mask!!!!!

As one fan put it, after that night at One Shot Charley's in Harrison where G.A. did the table dance wearing only an an apron, we are all scarred for life. Who can ever forget that bonding moment, the crowd chanting in unison, "Get a shirt on that guy!!!!"

For those kind words, you will all be in my new movie, Escape From Mullet Island, or back up singers on my new album, White Men Cant Rap.

32 year old Twice As Much Rock Morning Show intern Ted

and his 24 year old "sexier" brother Nick

Sound Bytes From Billy C.

Click here to see the REAL (former) Governor Spitzer

Check out these Canadian Billboards, eh!

And these Inspirational Posters.. maybe print them out for yourself!

Looks like we're in for a
LONG HARD Winter!

What is this guy thinking??

Email your funny thought bubble caption to us and we'll post it here!

"I wonder if Myles and the guy with the hairy chesticles would want to have a 'private party' at Hotel Lusso later tonight?!?!"
- R.W. Hung

"Ticket to show - $25.00
Dinner and drinks - $40.00
Standing next to Meatloaf at an Alter Bridge show - Priceless"
- Jeff P.

"Damn! If that's how good it works, I should try Rogaine on my head!!!"
or
"Nice Rack!"
- Lesa

"Damn.....Now I remember why I hated watching Austin Powers!"
- Eric W.

"I would only be happier if he had thrust his chest in my face!"
- Jordan T.

"What the F***!!...is that gene simmons comming out his chest? OH! just G.A"
- Mitch

"That takes me back to my breast feeding days"
- Noxious Bob

"Got Milk??"
- The "Biotch"

"Oh yeah, if that's the competition I'm in!!!!!"
- Uncle Nasty

"Give G.A. a few beers and he thinks he's Ms. Racktober"
- The Burner

"Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!"
- The S.O.B.

"Thank you, Lord!"
Haha, that looks like what he's thinking because of his facial expression!
- Ryan B.

"Those t**s are bigger than grama's, wow!"
- Brian C.

"It's true....All Work and no play makes GA one Crazy Guy!!
- Steam Plant Sharon

"Dude.......The bands groupies are freakin me out man!!!!"
"Are those boobs or a hairy chest!! I think I am peaking right now!!!!!!!"

"No wonder Gary acts like such an animal, looks like evolution missed him."
- Paul Ogilvie

"Awesome they are filming Rock Star 2!!! I get to stand next to Man-Whore God of Hair."
- Jeff Phillips

"Alter Bridge's popularity makes me wonder if all European women are this well endowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Eric The Mailman

A message from The President
on Global Warming

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