I dig radio as a medium, cuz it fits my plus size body and my small mouth (my dentist said my mouth is very small!) What?!! I was given this devastating news a couple of weeks ago. My whole life, everyone (teachers, my parents, other kids parents, my grandparents, other kid's grandparents, friends, and friends of friends, enemies, co-workers, the trash man, milkman, mailman, dog catcher, cashiers) has told me what a big mouth I have. To find the truth out so late in life is so sad and underwhelming. To cheer myself up I think about all the $$$$$ my mouth has made me! And if that doesn't work, I think about the great bands I've met and partied with like Godsmack, Metallica, Sevendust, Disturbed, and the list goes on. And if that doesn't work, I think about all the free cds, free stubs to shows, and free T-shirts. I love my J-O-B!!! Ain't life grand?!! Rock On!!!!

I am on medication.

I am afflicted with a sprinkler fettish.

I am compelled to change sprinklers several times a day.

My lawn is over-watered and dying. I also enjoy spray nozzles, water wands, and drip hoses.

Oh.....and I love to ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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